Per Judd Fry: "IT WAS ALL A PACK OF LIES!"

I've been living a lie for too long; the people deserve to know the truth. Well, not the people, per se, but some people. So I'm breaking the long silence to inform my readers that, in reality, I DID visit Keith and Ann in California. In addition, I DID make several trips to various locations around the world. (The French periodical L'Equipe's claim, however, that I have been implicated in the disappearance of the Sphinx's nose is completely false.)

One stop that I made during my globe-trotting escapades was in Logan, UT, to visit my brother Sam. An account of that visit will be posted in the near future...